The Red Card

A look at the lower depths of global soccer: fights, riots, sex scandals, hooliganism, match-fixing, diving, bad haircuts, ronaldo's transvestite prostitutes, and other associated tomfoolery...

this is crazy, a riot in uruguay after danubio beat nacional 1-0 got so out of hand that the entire domestic league has been shut down.

The Uruguayan Football Association has suspended all premier division matches following clashes between fans of the league’s top two teams.

Supporters of Danubio and Nacional invaded the pitch, beating each other with iron rods and corner flags.

It took more than 100 police to quell the violence, although there were no arrests or injuries reported.

just wondering, but if it took 100 riot police to break up rabid fans beating each other with iron rods, how were their no arrests or injuries?

and since my favorite writer, eduardo galeano, is an uruguayan soccer fanatico, i quote from his impressive book on the game, soccer in sun and shadows:

The city disappears, its routine forgotten, all that exists is the temple. In this sacred place, the only religion without atheists puts its divinities on display. Although the fan can contemplate the miracle more comfortably on TV, he prefers to make the pilgrimage to the spot where he can see his angels in the flesh doing battles with the demons of the day.

ronaldo and nani are really, really, good friends.
ronaldo and nani are really, really, good friends.

so when a pitch invader is trolloping around the field acting a fool and interrupting a match, what recourse do you, the player, have?

perhaps a flying knee to the face?

yes, that will do.

This weekend trouble broke out in Greece, as Panathinaikos and Larissa fans caused their league match to be held up for 10 minutes while law and order was restored. Chaos disrupted proceedings, with fans seen tossing lit flares and other projectiles into the opposing sections of supporters, while other fans were found battling out with the riot police…
match of the day: 2 good, 2 bad

“I’ve often played a great match after having sex. Watch the 4-0 of the Roma-Juve match. I had sex that Sunday morning with one of the many friends I had at the time. It was even easier in Madrid because we were in a hotel, all on the same floor, so it was easy to invite whomever I wanted from upstairs or downstairs and meet her during the night. I had a friend who was a waiter. His job was to bring me 3 or 4 croissants after I had sex. He would bring the croissants up the stairs, I would escort the woman to him and we would make an exchange: he would take the girl and I would take the croissants. Sex and then food, a perfect night.”

                           -Antonio Cassano

Capello's Ketchup Fatwa...

England players appear to have had their chips after coach Fabio Capello revealed he had taken the traditional British favourite off the menu.

The Italian has also slapped a ban on tomato ketchup after impressing on his squad the importance of healthy eating in their quest to qualify for the next World Cup.

fulham defender john pantsil employs a curious defensive tactic against yakubu

A football player was hit by a firework launched by opposition fans moments after the whistle was blown at the end of a cup final match last night.

Conor Hagan fell to the ground after being struck in the back by the rocket before it exploded.

His team Linfield had just suffered a 2-1 defeat by sectarian rivals Cliftonville in the County Antrim Shield final at Windsor Park in Belfast.

best response to a yellow card. ever.

andre luis of botafogo, you sir are a visionary.

what assholes...

Chelsea have already booked their hotel for this season’s Champions League final in Rome. (Daily Star)

have to win in france, fuckers.