2008

Nov

this is crazy, a riot in uruguay after danubio beat nacional 1-0 got so out of hand that the entire...

ronaldo and nani are really, really, good friends.

so when a pitch invader is trolloping around the field acting a fool and interrupting a match, what...

Cristiano Ronaldo: “I am the first, second...

This weekend trouble broke out in Greece, as Panathinaikos and Larissa fans caused their league...

match of the day: 2 good, 2 bad

“I’ve often played a great match after having sex. Watch the 4-0 of the Roma-Juve match. I had...

Capello's Ketchup Fatwa...

England players appear to have had their chips after coach Fabio Capello revealed he had taken the...

fulham defender john pantsil employs a curious defensive tactic against yakubu

Wayne Rooney loses £65,000 in two hours...

A football player was hit by a firework launched by opposition fans moments after the whistle was...

best response to a yellow card. ever. andre luis of botafogo, you sir are a visionary.

what assholes...

Chelsea have already booked their hotel for this season’s Champions League final in Rome....

things i can do to get my mind off of...

thehairdryertreatment: watch the champions league game and hope liverpool looses read general...

yes, this man is the new coach of the argentinian national...

william gallas, smoker. not able to defend against long...

Nuns buy shares in Croatian soccer club

BELGRADE, October 22 (RIA Novosti) - A group of Croatian Benedictine nuns have bought shares in a...

“I think Sepp Blatter is in danger…or has reached a...”
— Sir Alex Ferguson

Beckham to Buy $14M Private Jet

thehairdryertreatment: Berbatov is a genius…

Roman Abramovich, who came to public attention in Britain when he bought Chelsea in 2003, made his...

Oct

yossi benayoun levels latvia’s coach during the israel-latvia wc qualifier. clean challenge?...

becks and a bunch of pale english tykes celebrate the...

Argentinian club president threatens to kill...

liverpool’s ryan babel is, apparently, a dutch rapper when he’s not riding the pines.

Giggs Wins Best UK Hip Hop Act at BET...

no, not this one. this one. story

assistant ref gets clocked with a coin during the portsmouth...

Palestine to play 1st match in home...

The Palestinian soccer team will play its first international game at home when it faces Jordan on...

dani alves’ no-look feed with the outside of his right foot from barca’s cl game this...

“I am no longer Chelsea coach and I do not have to defend...”
— Jose Mourinho

senegal fans riot after getting knocked out of world cup 2010 qualifications. damn, this is quite a...

240 gallons of fans’ booze seized from...

Rio on why England sucked in 2006...

“‘If I’m honest, we became a bit of a circus in terms of the whole WAG situation…We...

Lazy Russian Wins Election

today’s bbc gossip page features this gem… Tottenham’s Russian forward Roman...

struggling newcastle’s new coach, joe kinnear, used a...

WAG-off: Abbey Clancy vs Jodie Marsh

the story of the night was a dichotomy between two women. One, Abbey Clancy, provided some much...

Giggsy vs Burmese political prisoner?

One is a superstar footballer, garlanded with medals and the idol of Old Trafford, with a stable...

Sep

“I am not ashamed to proclaim my political beliefs. I share...”
— Christian Abbiati, AC Milan...

looks like the galaxy are looking for a new hard-man...

i’m going to go out on a limb and say that this is a foul.

Worst Haircuts in Bundesliga History

great find at the offsides of a hilarious slideshow from bild’s english language site...

“‘I want Everton - it’s my dream. Everton want...”
— Stéphane Mbia, Rennes

back like cooked crack

yeah, so this blog has sort of taken a plunge in productivity due to job responsibilities and...

slicing and dicing

note to self: avoid pick-up games in long island!

KINSHASA, Sept 15 (Reuters) - Eleven people were killed in a stadium riot in eastern Democratic...

brazilian pitch invader gets beat down by heavy-handed police, large-scale riot ensues…

Adebayor is a waste of space

seriously, this guy is such an asshole. he refused to play, for his country, because the federation...

Jamie Carragher once put out a hit on guy who...

Don’t Fuck With Napoli Fans…

Tiago locks Juventus president in a...

only in italy… “The story of me being locked in the toilet by Tiago is true,” confessed...

Aug

Ronaldinho Rejected by Swedish Player in...

this is bad news for past-their prime tubby brazilian former world players of the year the world...

Is Sir Alex Moving to NYC???

what a friday afternoon bombshell. manchester united uber-coach and ruddy nosed genius scot sir...

Fabregas Needs More Credit

hilarious… Premiership star Cesc Fabregas found himself embarrassed when he couldn’t...

chivas defender inflicts blatant cheap shot on mr. beckham

i’m no fa top-flight ref, but i am fairly confident...

The Massive Letdown XI

Brazilian keeper scores from his own penalty area

Top 10 Best Acrobatic Goals i’m not so sure about their number one pic, but some of the others...

European WAGs are hotter than US WAGs

Over 40,000 votes were cast here and at On205th, and the ladies from the old continent were deemed...

Bulgarian Refs Dropped Over Fitness

Top Ten Own Goals Booking Tip: The Offsides

The story of the missing U.S. Soccer crests

Jul

Colombian soccer teams suspected of...

Massive Riot at Zenit - Lokamotiv Match the chairs be a flyin’! Zenit St. Petersburg drew 1-1...

Columbus Ohio, New Epicenter of Footy Hooliganism?

Is Samuel Eto’o considering a move to...

seriously??? SAMUEL ETO’O IN TASHKENT! Samuel Eto’o Isn’t Really Moving to Uzbekistan. Is He?

Ref in Belarus too Drunk to Call FC Naftan - FC Vitebsk Match

Spartak Moscow’s Kovac Get a Yellow for Cracking a Streaker

Chelsea is a Racist Institution...

hey dipshit bandwagoners who never heard of chelsea until roman’s rubles won you a few titles...

Ronaldinho = CB4 Booking Tip: The Spoiler

Brazilian Police Beat Unarmed Female Soccer Fan At Stadium

From The Guardian: Roman Abramovich, the Russian billionaire and owner of Chelsea FC, today bowed...

The Copa Libertadores final last night was pretty incredible. LDU Quito of Ecuador beat Fluminese of...

Jun

Top 10 Red Cards

thehairdryertreatment: Palestinians watch a live projection...

Russian Motivation

With incentives like this, Russia will surely shoot to Euro glory and the top of the FIFA World...

Oh German coach Joachim Löw, you certainly have some nasty habits huh? Booking Tip: The Spoiler

Insane Player Bites Ref in the Face in Delaware From 101 Great Goals: In an incident closer to Mike...

This has been a brilliant tournament for football fans - from Turkey’s astonishing comebacks;...

Arshavin Digs Fashion Design...

Arshavin is a playmaker in the traditional sense. As waves of red shirts swarmed over Sweden in...

Inside Chelsea’s Propaganda Machine

Ballack Institutes WAG Fatwa

Sure, the man scored a stunner of a free kick to take das Germans through to the second round, but...

Gambia Claims Algerian Players Called...

Nothing like an African World Cup qualifier to drum up some North vs. sub-Saharan continental bad...

Nazi War Criminal Watch Trumps Hooligan Watch...

Xenophobic spitter John Terry hanging with the mouse in his...

Shaggy and a Neo-Nazi Kick it at the...

Shaggy with Klagenfurt mayor Harald Scheucher (left) and Carinthia’s head of state Jörg...

Luiz Felipe Scolari Will Clock You With a Jab… The recent announcement that Brazilian...

Chief Fiwagboola

I’m totally getting a Chief Fiwagboola personalized shirt next season… Manchester...

Wayne Rooney Gets Married

Euro Girls, Euro Social Responsibility

Whoever had the idea for this website is a brilliant, brilliant person. It’s an entire blog...

Syrian anthem played for Lebanese

I wonder how the Saudis would feel if the next time they played in Beirut they were treated to,...

Neo-Nazi Violence at Euros

From the Guardian: Uefa has confirmed that 157 people were arrested after violence flared before,...

The Cordial Police of Switzerland...

“Dear Sir/Madam, We know that you are among those who do not always respect the rules during...

yes, this may be the greatest commercial ever created… Booking Tip: The Offside Rules

Botafogo Players vs. Brazilian Riot...

Nothing like a match in Brazil, where a red card and an inflammatory gesture to the home supporters...

This is a tragedy, George Weah… do something about this shotty infrastructure. From...

Gary Neville's Pool Gets Scoused...

Notorious Liverpool hater and Man U. past-his-prime right back Gary Neville may have hired the...

Sectarianism threatens to blight Iraqi...

Eto'o Finds His Inner Zidane

Cameroonian whiner Samuel Eto’o was accused of headbutting a journalist during a testy press...

May

The Brazilian Gas Ban...

From Reuters: RIO DE JANEIRO, May 27 (Reuters) - Palmeiras have been fined and given a home ban...

Largest football stadiums in the world

From Asian Soccer Mania: 1 Rungrado May Day Stadium -150,000 - Pyongyang, North Korea 2 Salt Lake...

Optimal corner kicking conditions, no?

Spanish Priorities

When the Spanish aren’t plundering Latin America for gold and slaves, advancing the...

From Reuters FaithWorld: Players such as Argentina’s Diego Maradona are venerated as saints of...

John Terry Spitgate: Further Slo-Mo...

Please, strip this piece of shit of his Chelsea captaincy and don’t even consider him to lead...

“Calderon makes that great statement ‘Slavery was...”
— Sir Alex Ferguson, reacting to...

SARAJEVO, May 23 (Reuters) - Bosnian police in combat gear clashed with rioting soccer fans on...

John Terry is a Scumbag...

John Terry spit on Carlos Tevez just after Drogba got sent off. I will post the video or pictures...

“I’d like to be able to walk along behind her and...”
— Diego Maradona

Russia poisoning suspect joins Chelsea...

Yep, that sounds just about right. From the Guardian: MOSCOW, May 21 (Reuters) - Andrei Lugovoy, the...

Booking Tip: Null Hypothesis

Inter Milan caught up in Mafia row

Russian Crowd Control

Dear drunk English fans, Please remember, Putin does not play. He will poison you, judo-chop you,...

Abramovich spends £60 million not on...

Oh Roman Abramovich, you have no idea what to do with all of those rubles do you? Will Lucian...

Epic J-League Violence

From Reuters: TOKYO, May 19 (Reuters) - Asian champions Urawa Reds could face harsh sanctions...

Bosnian Ballboy Injury Ignites Riot

From Reuters: BOSNIA A ballboy was seriously injured when he tried to remove a flare thrown onto...

Champions League Final Whack-a-Mole!

Going into the Champions League Final, I really can’t think of anything better than being able...

Showboating of the season… Love how they start off with Nani juggling past half the Arsenal...

After Ferguson kicked a laundry basket in anger, a pair of pants landed on a player’s head....

Juggling, NOT for Keepers

Nice little street scene from yesterday’s UEFA Cup Final insanity on the streets of...

Polish Match Riot

From this past weekend’s Wisla Krakow vs Legia Warsaw match… Flares? Check. Crazy...

“It isn’t the majority. But quite a lot of Zenit fans express fascist or racist...

Top 10 Shit Lookalikes of the 2007/08...

Great gallery compliments of Who Ate All The Pies… Cheetara from Thundercats and Robbie...