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May 2008

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The Brazilian Gas Ban...

From Reuters:

RIO DE JANEIRO, May 27 (Reuters) - Palmeiras have been fined and given a home ban after the visiting team’s dressing-room at their stadium filled with a mysterious gas during halftime at a game last month.

Visitors Sao Paulo were forced to flee the changing-room and hold their halftime team talk on the pitch during the Paulista championship semi-final, second leg on April 20.

They said their players could not breathe and that the gas was irritating to eyes and nostrils.

Palmeiras won the game 2-0 for a 3-2 aggregate win and went on to beat Ponte Preta in the final.

May 27, 2008
Largest football stadiums in the world

From Asian Soccer Mania:  

1 Rungrado May Day Stadium -150,000 - Pyongyang, North Korea
2 Salt Lake Stadium -120,000 - Kolkata, India.
3 Estadio Azteca -114,465 -Mexico City, Mexico
4 Bukit Jalil National Stadium -110,000 - Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
5= Jawaharlal Nehru Stadium -100,000- New Delhi
5= Melbourne Cricket Ground -100,000- Melbourne, Australia
7 Camp Nou -98,772- Spain FC Barcelona
8 Estádio do Maracanã -95,000 Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
9= Wembley Stadium -90,000 London, England
9= Azadi Stadium -90,000 Tehran, Iran
10 Estadio Monumental Banco Pichincha- 89,930 , Ecuador

Booking Tip: The Offside

May 27, 2008
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May 27, 2008
Spanish Priorities

When the Spanish aren’t plundering Latin America for gold and slaves, advancing the inquisition, or passionately embracing fascism, they seem to be more happy getting busy to the Primera División then just plain getting busy.

From the Guardian:

These viudas de fútbol - football widows - who lose out on a sex life to the beautiful game are not isolated cases. According to a survey, seven out of 10 Spanish football fans prefer watching the match to making love.

The survey of 2,000 fans in 17 European countries was conducted for Champions League sponsor Canon by the British Social Issues Research Centre. The results went one step further to prove what many have feared for some time - Spaniards are obsessed by football.

Booking Tip: The Offside

May 27, 2008

 

From Reuters FaithWorld:

Players such as Argentina’s Diego Maradona are venerated as saints of the modern age, the exhibition explains, and fans frequently set up shrines or collect “relics” of their favourite teams or players.

“There are many parallels between the cult of football and the rituals of the Christian Church,” said museum director Bernhard Böhler.

May 27, 2008
John Terry Spitgate: Further Slo-Mo Evidence

Please, strip this piece of shit of his Chelsea captaincy and don’t even consider him to lead England.

Booking Tip: Who Ate All the Pies

May 23, 2008
“Calderon makes that great statement ‘Slavery was abolished many years ago’. Did they tell Franco that? Give me a break.” —Sir Alex Ferguson, reacting to Real Madrid president Ramon Calderon’s comparison of Cristiano Ronaldo’s contract with Manchester United to slavery.
May 23, 2008

SARAJEVO, May 23 (Reuters) - Bosnian police in combat gear clashed with rioting soccer fans on Friday and detained more than 30 protesters who demanded that national FA (NSBiH) officials step down.

May 23, 2008
John Terry is a Scumbag...

John Terry spit on Carlos Tevez just after Drogba got sent off.

I will post the video or pictures when available.

I’m not a religious man, but it was sheer divine retribution that he then missed the penalty kick.

Cry. All. Summer.

Update:

Here is the video of the melee, note JT around the ten second mark talk shit to Tevez, front like he is wiping his nose on his shirt, and hock a loog on him. Tevez then looks around to see where it came from.

 

Disgusting.

Update 2:

Here is a still from the incident in question:

Update 3:

The Daily Mail has a set of incriminating stills here

May 21, 2008
“I’d like to be able to walk along behind her and I’d be able to cut off my hand for that, even the hand with which I scored against England. I’d be able to cut off my hand if I could see Julia Roberts. ” —Diego Maradona
May 21, 2008
Russia poisoning suspect joins Chelsea fans at final

Yep, that sounds just about right.

From the Guardian:

MOSCOW, May 21 (Reuters) - Andrei Lugovoy, the poisoning suspect at the centre of a diplomatic row between Britain and Moscow, will join fans supporting Chelsea at Wednesday’s all-English Champions League final.Former Russian security service agent Lugovoy is Britain’s chief suspect in the 2006 murder of Kremlin critic Alexander Litvinenko, who died in a London hospital after being given a fatal dose of radioactive polonium.Lugovoy has denied any involvement in Litvinenko’s death and alleged it was part of a plot by British intelligence.A spokeswoman for Lugovoy, who is now a member of Russia’s parliament, said he would be cheering on Chelsea.

May 21, 2008
May 20, 2008
Inter Milan caught up in Mafia row → telegraph.co.uk
May 20, 2008
Russian Crowd Control

Dear drunk English fans,

Please remember, Putin does not play. He will poison you, judo-chop you, give you an icy death glare, intimidate you with cold-war 2.0 military parades, cripple you with sophisticated cyber-attacks, go all shirtless woodsman commando and murk you with a hunting rifle, brutally crush all of your aspirations of self-determination, or deploy the most lethal weapon in his arsenal on you: Jean-Claude Van Damme.  

From the Sun:

DRUNKEN football yobs who cause trouble at the Champions League Final will be stripped naked and given ice-cold showers.

Russian authorities said boozy fans will be herded into special mobile cages and ferried to Moscow’s feared “Sobering Houses”.

Anyone resisting police will be chained to beds for the night.

May 20, 2008
Abramovich spends £60 million not on Messi or Kaka, but on art...

Oh Roman Abramovich, you have no idea what to do with all of those rubles do you? Will Lucian Freud’s Benefits Supervisor Sleeping bring you the title next season? Doubt it. Also, hate to break it to you, but you paid way over market value. Just like you do buying players.

From the Telegraph:

Roman Abramovich was reportedly the mystery collector who snapped up two record-breaking paintings last week, it was disclosed yesterday.

It is claimed he went on a £60 million ($120 million) shopping spree at Christie’s and Sotheby’s in New York, buying Lucian Freud’s Benefits Supervisor Sleeping for £17 million ($33.6 million) on Tuesday night and Francis Bacon’s Triptych (1976) for £43 million ($86.3 million) 24 hours later.

The sum is two and a half times the £24 million the Chelsea FC owner is said to have spent signing Ivory Coast striker Didier Drogba four years ago.

May 19, 2008
Epic J-League Violence

From Reuters:

TOKYO, May 19 (Reuters) - Asian champions Urawa Reds could face harsh sanctions following violent clashes between rival fans after a J-League game at the weekend.

Gamba Osaka’s 3-2 victory at Saitama Stadium on Saturday triggered arguably the worst incident of crowd trouble since the J-League was launched in 1993.

Riot police were mobilised as fans tore down safety fences and ripped up seats while some 5,000 angry Reds fans blocked off the exit for visiting Gamba fans after the game.

May 19, 2008
Bosnian Ballboy Injury Ignites Riot

From Reuters:  

BOSNIA

A ballboy was seriously injured when he tried to remove a flare thrown onto the field by Zrinjski Mostar fans during their city derby with Velez, whose supporters invaded the pitch and fought with riot police.

May 19, 2008
Champions League Final Whack-a-Mole!

Going into the Champions League Final, I really can’t think of anything better than being able to quell my anxiety and get out my aggression by flogging Drogba, Terry, Cole, and co. with the CL trophy.


May 19, 2008
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May 18, 2008

After Ferguson kicked a laundry basket in anger, a pair of pants landed on a player’s head. Too terrified to move, the player sat with them on as the manager raged. When he finished, Ferguson noticed him and said: ‘And you can take those fucking pants off your head. What are you playing at, man?’

May 17, 2008
Juggling, NOT for Keepers

idiot…

May 16, 2008
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May 15, 2008
Polish Match Riot

From this past weekend’s Wisla Krakow vs Legia Warsaw match… 

Flares? Check. Crazy amounts of smoke? Check. Pitch invasions? Check. Signs, fences, and stadium barricades being trampled and destroyed? Check. Rival fans flogging each other with whatever random object is on hand? Check. Fires on the field? Check. Total cessation of the match? Check. Tear gas and/or mace? Check. Massive reinforcements of riot police? Check.  

Note the vagrant in the mask around the 1 minute mark who charges into the fray wielding the yellow corner flag as a weapon…

More background on Polish Hooliganism here 

Booking Tip: Machochip

May 15, 2008

“It isn’t the majority. But quite a lot of Zenit fans express fascist or racist views,” Oleg Shamonaev, deputy editor of ProSport magazine, said. “This is quite strange, given that it was Leningrad [now St Petersburg] that survived the siege by the Nazis in the second world war.” He explained that “general racist behaviour in Russia isn’t penalised. Nobody pays attention to it. This is different from many countries in Europe.”

May 14, 20081 note
Top 10 Shit Lookalikes of the 2007/08 Premier League season

Great gallery compliments of Who Ate All The Pies…

Cheetara from Thundercats and Robbie Savage

Astro Boy and Cristiano Ronaldo

Rafa Benitez and Derek Zoolander

Jermane Defoe’s haircut and Wembley Stadium’s arch

May 13, 2008
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May 13, 2008
What Happens in Vegas Will Stay on the Front Pages of British Tabloids Forever...

 

Cue the aging hookers, the serious bookies, and the fight promoters… Wayne Rooney is having his bachelors extravaganza in that magical place that is surely giving Sir Alex heart palpitations this very moment, Vegas.

The 22-year-old Manchester United standout is flying to Las Vegas on May 26 with 30 lads, including teammates and boxer Ricky Hatton. Rooney is getting married June 12.

Rooney and Las Vegas figure to be an interesting marriage. In 2006, his six-figure gambling losses made headlines, adding to his bad-boy reputation. Some fans have yet to forgive him for losing his temper and getting kicked out of a 2006 World Cup game that ended in a 1-0 win for Portugal.

Things could get very, very, messy. Stay tuned.

Booking tip: Unprofessional Foulvia Las Vegas Review-Journal

May 13, 2008
Euro 2008: Massive Measles Incubator?

 

Switzerland and Austria, by all accounts, quite clean countries. Well, if you are headed there for this summer’s festivities (the World Cup minus Argentina, Brazil, and the African power of the moment), you may want to visit the doc for a little vaccination action…

From Reuters:

Soccer fans travelling to Switzerland and Austria in June need to check whether they have been vaccinated against measles, and get jabs if their immunity is unclear, the World Health Organisation (WHO) said on Friday.

The twin Alpine hosts of the Euro 2008 tournament, which runs from June 7 to 29, are both experiencing measles outbreaks. Health experts fear the highly contagious disease could spread further if those watching the matches are not fully protected.

“There is a big worry in a stadium environment where you have 30,000 people very close to each other,” said Hayatee Hasan, a spokeswoman for the United Nations agency based in Geneva, one of eight host cities for the major sporting event.

May 12, 2008

LONDON, May 12 (Reuters) - English fourth division striker Lee Thorpe faces a miserable summer after breaking his arm in three places while arm-wrestling with a Rochdale team mate on the bus taking the team to a playoff match at Darlington.

May 12, 2008
Tranny Files: Steve Gerrard

Not really sure what this new trend is about, but first fat/injured/tragic Ronaldo, and now Stevie G?

From News of the World:

HANDS, REF! England ace Steven Gerrard tries some man-to-tran marking as he grabs a gender bender’s fake boobs.

The Liverpool star made his play for transvestite Martine McClutchbag’s twin strikers as he passed “her” outside a gay bar on a night out with wife Alex Curran.

The scene was caught on video as the grinning midfielder glided up to Martine, 24, in her blonde wig and fishnets tights and said “Hi sexy”—before completing his saucy one-two.

The thrilled tranny—who DJs at Liverpool’s Pink bar —said: “I was outside having a dance when I saw Stevie coming down the street.

Yes, completing a season without any silverware is rough, especially with no Euro glory to look forward to, but there must be more constructive things to do with ones time in Liverpool, no?

Booking Tip: Kickette

May 12, 2008

From the BBC via the Sun: 

Rather than the usual champagne celebrations, players in Germany were doused in beer as FC Cologne celebrated their promotion to the Bundesliga top division with huge tankards of lager. Cologne beat FSV Mainz 2-0 to secure top-flight football with one week of the season remaining.

May 12, 2008
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Figo Murking Kitties?

This is an interesting one…

Veteran Portuguese winger Luis Figo is under fire from animal rights groups in Italy after apparently deliberately killing a black cat.

Banners lambasting the Inter Milan player were hung up near the club’s training ground overnight from Friday to Saturday.

According to the Friday edition of the Libero newspaper, Figo deliberately killed a black cat that lived near the training ground with his car, believing it to be bringing bad luck to his team.

May 10, 2008
“Corruption and match-fixing in the Asian game remain prime concerns, the AFC will do everything in its power to root out this scourge. The game’s integrity is (our) utmost priority.” —Mohamed Bin Hammam, president of the Asian Football Confederation
May 9, 2008
May 9, 2008
Bribes and Match-Fixing in Romania

From Reuters (via the Guardian):

BUCHAREST, May 9 (Reuters) - Romanian prosecutors opened a criminal inquiry against Steaua Bucharest owner Gigi Becali on Friday, accusing him of trying to bribe players and officials from another team.”Gigi Becali offered 1.7 million euros to Universitatea Cluj president Anton Dobos and several team players to…do anything possible to draw (with) or beat CFR Cluj, Steaua’s main opponents in the fight for the title,” the Romanian anti-corruption department (DNA) said in a document.CFR beat Universitatea 1-0 on Wednesday to take the Romanian league title by one point from Steaua.On the same day, four people were detained in a Cluj restaurant with 1.7 million euros ($2.61 million), according to newspaper reports.Becali admitted the money was his but denied any wrongdoing.Dobos, who is a former Steaua player, Steaua vice-president Tea Sponte and the restaurant owner also faced charges, the DNA said.Under Romanian law, Becali could be jailed for 12 years if convicted.

May 9, 2008
Bundesliga Kung-Fu

Check out Werder Bremen goalie Tim Wiese’s horror flying kung-fu kick to the head of Hamburg striker Ivica Olic during yesterday’s match…

Not really sure how he escaped with only a yellow after that challenge.

Booking Tip: Bundesliga Offside

May 9, 2008
Russia Plans Near-Quarantine for English Soccer Fans → thelede.blogs.nytimes.com

Officials in Moscow have devised a novel strategy to handle an onslaught of British soccer fans for a championship game: Give them barely a chance to set foot on Russian soil.

Man U and Chelsea fans may want to curb their behavior just a bit in order to avoid the wrath of Dmitry Medvedev Vladimir Putin’s goons.

May 9, 2008
Thursday Throwback: Maradona Knees Keeper in the Face, All Hell Breaks Loose

Barcelona v Athletic Bilbao, 1983 

Best player ever, serious cheap shot however.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

May 8, 2008
Petr Cech is a Mad Scientist...

Chelsea keeper Petr Cech, who also moonlights as a facial-injury magnet and a philosopher king, is hoping to salvage the end of Chelsea’s season by unleashing a hideous neon orange shirt for their last two matches.

Daily Mail:

Goalkeeper Petr Cech today claimed to have the secret weapon that will help Chelsea to a Premier League and Champions League double - his new orange kit.

Cech believes the striking design is scientifically proven to distract players when shooting for goal and will wear the top in the Blues’ crucial title showdown against Bolton on Sunday.

“Studies say the orange colour spreads the most when the striker attacks, in the split of a second as he focuses,” said Cech, whose side need to get a better result at Stamford Bridge than United achieve at Wigan to win their third title in four seasons.

It would be great if he came out with a new tard helmet and chin shield in matching seizure orange as well.

May 8, 2008
Newcastle FC, A Junkie's Dream Club

 

Since Newcastle turned around the end of their season and managed to stay out of the relegation zone, many of their fans are now pondering what to do with themselves during the summer off-season. Well, it seems that picking up a serious drug problem could be a compelling option to many because addicts are regularly rewarded with free tickets to St. James Park.

From the BBC:

Drug addicts are being given tickets to Premiership football matches to help them on the road to recovery.

Newcastle United has been gifting tickets from four season tickets to Drug and Alcohol Action Teams (DAAT) throughout the North East of England.

The drug users are accompanied to the games at St James’ Park by their support workers.

Booking Tip: Deuce of Davenport

May 8, 2008
2 Good 2 Bad

BBC Match of the Day 2 compiled this hilarious video as part of their “2 Good 2 Bad” segment, featuring the best/worst moments of ridiculousness in the Premier League in 07/08.

Highlights of the highlight include:

  • An elderly woman giving Ryan Giggs the finger as he prepares for a corner
  • Homoerotic maybe-were-not-going-to-be-relegated moments
  • Rahdi Jaidi’s audacious diving skills
  • Avraham Grant’s tactical signs from the sideline (flailing his arms around frantically while wondering how he still has a job)
May 7, 2008
Linguistic Discrimination?

This could change the Prem quite a bit.

South American, African and other non-European footballers who cannot speak English will be barred from joining Premier League clubs from the autumn under the new points-based immigration system detailed by ministers yesterday.

These two don’t have the greatest command of English (come to think of it, neither does Sir Alex), but consider what a shame it would be if promising talents like Anderson and Tevez were barred from playing in England for linguistic reasons. Without a doubt they were two of the top five signings this season.

Most players gradually learn the language of the country they play in after they sign, not before. I imagine that if this really goes through and the immigration ministers start enforcing it, the best non-European players will start moving en mass to Spain. I’m sure this throws a bit of a monkey wrench into the transfer plans of some managers as well. Bad idea!

May 7, 20081 note
The Holy War

Pitch Invasion has a great post up today examining the Wisla Krakow-MKS Cracovia derby in Poland, which is described by the author as “perhaps the most intense derby in the world,” and is nicknamed “The Holy War.” Most intense derby in the world? A lofty claim, yes, we know. Especially considering some of the other heated city rivalries that command our attention and capture our imagination like Boca-River, Celtic-Rangers, Inter-AC Milan, and of course NY/NJ Red Bulls-Long Island Rough Riders (joking).

Going beyond the wildness on the pitch, this article offers a great history of the political implications intertwined with these two teams, Krakow, and Poland itself.

And the violence that comes along with these matches seems pretty serious as well.

The Holy War tends to have a literal meaning for some. When Wisla reserves were playing Clepardia in the Polish Cup, they had to come to a district dominated by Cracovia fans. Before the game Clepardia players supposedly told their rivals: “They’ll get you after the game anyway”. Just after the final whistle, a group of up to 40 hooligans attacked the Wisla players. According to some witnesses, they were armed with knives or even axes. Before police came, several players had to run between the blocks for safety.

I’ve heard and read a few times that the first victim of the Holy War was the wife of a Cracovia fan in 1930s smothered by her husband in the stadium. She was supposed to have asked him just before full time: “Which team is ours?”. This might be an urban myth, but the fact is, when a couple of people approach you in the street, the last question you want to hear is “Who do you support?”

All in all, a great article. Big ups to Michal Karas for writing it.

Pitch Invasion - A Holy War in Poland

May 7, 2008
Here's to you, Romania...

So this blog is only three days young, and I’ve been pleasantly surprised by the traffic and reception thus far. Special shoutout goes to everyone in Romania who is visiting The Red Card. Oddly enough, I stumbled into a Romanian spot in Queens, NYC on Sunday and caught a few minutes of the Dinamo-Steaua derby.

As a thank you for checking out The Red Card, I leave you with Hagi’s goal against Switzerland in the 1994 World Cup, which I was fortunate enough to see live alongside 64,000 others at the Pontiac Silverdome outside of Detroit. Hagi was a magician…

 

May 6, 2008
May 6, 2008
Argentinian Ice Cubes and Classism

So a linesmen gets rocked with an ice cube at a Boca match, and then the club prez is simply flabbergasted that the culprit was well off enough to afford a seat in the expensive section of the stadium. Ironic considering the fact that Boca is the Buenos Aires club who has historically been supported by, and has been a supporter of, the working class.

BUENOS AIRES, May 1 (Reuters) - Boca Juniors have called on their supporters to help find the spectator who threw a lump of ice which struck a linesman during a Libertadores Cup game with Cruzeiro, ending the match a minute early.

Club president Pedro Pompilio said he was stunned that the ice cube, which left the linesman with a cut on his forehead, had been hurled from the most expensive seating in their stadium in Wednesday’s game.

Titleholders Boca were leading the Brazilian side 2-1 when the incident happened in the second minute of injury-time in front of the VIP boxes.

Referee Jorge Larrionda, who had signalled three minutes of injury-time, immediately blew the final whistle.

“It was a huge disgrace. From the part of the stadium you would expect to set an example comes a person who has put the club at risk, with unpredictable consequences,” Pompilio told Radio La Plata.

Bonus Boca Videos from The Red Card:

Boca fans going nutso after Juan Roman Riquelme’s nasty corner meets the oversized dome of Sebastián Battaglia to score a header in the 14th minute and give Boca their first win over death-rivals River in three years…

 

And keeping with the superclasico theme, enjoy an epic dance-off between a Boca supporter and a River supporter. I imagine immediately after the cordial hug, they promptly got back to knife fighting…

 

May 6, 2008


Ronaldo is in hot water after insisting his encounter with transvestite prostitutes will “not interfere” with his post as a UNICEF ambassador - despite the fact he has never represented the children’s group.

May 5, 2008

Crazy Germany and Arsenal keeper Jens Lehmann finally retired, not only was he an absolute nut, but he also was one of the most prolific divers in world soccer. For a goalkeeper to excel at diving, you know he’s really good at it.

Check out some of his classic moments:

 

May 5, 2008

RIO DE JANEIRO, May 4 (Reuters) - Palmeiras supporters clashed with riot police for the second time in a week on Sunday after they were barred from entering the stadium to celebrate their team’s Paulista championship success.

Members of the Mancha Verde (Green Stain) supporters group tried to force their way into the Parque Stadium in Sao Paulo after their side beat Ponte Preta 5-0 in the second leg of the final, media reports said.

Television pictures showed fans hurling stones, beer cans, sticks and stones at riot police.

“They started throwing all sorts of missles,” police chief Carlos Botelho told the Estado News Agency.

Police used tear gas, rubber bullets and pepper spray to disperse the fans.

May 5, 2008
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