The Red Card

A look at the lower depths of global soccer: fights, riots, sex scandals, hooliganism, match-fixing, diving, bad haircuts, ronaldo's transvestite prostitutes, and other associated tomfoolery...

things i can do to get my mind off of the election results

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watch the champions league game and hope liverpool looses

read general assembly disarmament resolutions and amendments

fuck around on google reader, but only in my music and sports folders

eat green and black’s dark chocolate

cheer the ill maxi rodriguez goal that just went down (fuck you liverpool)

think of that smoking sicilian wag featured on the spolier’s wag gallery

read the nyt sports section (maradona on the front page!?!?)

try to understand this iverson-to-the-pistons trade

consider which lineup and formation man u should employ against celtic

read ‘the bottom billion’ book i keep avoiding

look forward to playing soccer tonight after work

read high-level statements on the food crisis

memorize un acronyms

curse chelsea

figure out which albums to review next

think about my duty free johnnie green, grey goose, and french absinthe

laugh at jamie carragher

consider how awesome rachel maddow is

read the spokesperson for the sec-gen’s noon briefing

read up on the humanitarian situation in the congo

brew another cup of yerba mate

consider the limitation of peacekeeping mandates

shed a tear for tevez

write stupid lists