The Red Card

A look at the lower depths of global soccer: fights, riots, sex scandals, hooliganism, match-fixing, diving, bad haircuts, ronaldo's transvestite prostitutes, and other associated tomfoolery...
November 21

so when a pitch invader is trolloping around the field acting a fool and interrupting a match, what recourse do you, the player, have?

perhaps a flying knee to the face?

yes, that will do.